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Kuzco's Candy Factory: Chp 8 - Royal Oddities"Kuzco's Confectionary Factory of Fun"
Chapter 8: Kuzco's Chamber of Royal Oddities
*Moving onward, Kuzco leads Prince through a secret steel door that slides upward, revealing an incredibly long escalator. Not paying any attention to Prince tagging along behind him, Kuzco just silently steps onto the moving ramp.*
Announcer: For your safety, please watch your step and hold tightly onto the hand rail. Thank you!
Kuzco: *glancing down at his wristwatch sundial* Jeeze, would you look at the time? I need to round up the dance troupe again into rehearsal tonight. Can't BELIEVE how out of step they were in that last number!
Prince: *tapping Kuzco on the shoulder* Uh, so Kazazu, what's the next big surprise in store for us now? Was wondering how you were going to pick me off next like all the others?
Kuzco: Huh? *turns his head back to face Prince, not the least bit interested* Oh, yeah, the old codger. Forgot you were still here. Well, as the only remaining guest, I guess you won...
Kuzco's Candy Factory: Chp 7 - Shrunken MiloKuzco's Confectionary Factory of Fun
Chapter 7: The Incredible Shrinking Peabrained Milo
*Kuzco takes off his surgical mask, and leads on Prince and Milo in their trek through the tunnel. As they press onward, the floor starts to incline steeper and steeper, until they reach a dead end at a rocky wall.*
Kuzco: *sighs impatiently as he looks at his sundial* All righty, so let us get on with the rest of this shindig, because the two of you are now starting to take up too much of my precious time. *clears his throat* Within this next room, houses some...
Prince: What room? It's just a rock wall.
Kuzco: *through gritted teeth* IF YOU...WILL...LET ME...FIN-ISH, GRAND-PAAAA!
*Prince narrows his eyes in a scowl*
Kuzco: As I was saying, before I was so rudely interrupted...behind this wall lies one of the most dangerous rooms in the entire factory.
Milo: Uh, are you sure that it's safe then...
Kuzco: Quiet, Skippy! I'm sure you'll love it! It is in here that I keep locked up all of the technol
Kuzco's Candy Factory:Chp 6- Eugene Down the ChuteKuzco's Confectionary Factory of Fun
Chapter 6: Eugene Goes Down The Chute
*Kuzco guides the group across the expansive laboratory to the opposite end. In the corner rests a dingy looking pair of gray elevator doors, covered in a thick coat of dust. A line of coal miner hats, complete with high beam lights attached to them, hang on a coat rack next to the elevator.*
Kuzco: Now, for the next leg of our little junket, we're going to be heading down to the deepest level of the factory. The lighting is kind of bad down there, so I guess it's probably somewhat important you probably wear one of these helmets. *puts on his own miner's hat before strapping on a surgical mask over his mouth*
*Eugene, Milo, and Prince all stare at him uneasily.*
Prince:...I kind of get the feeling you're not telling us about something....
Kuzco: *feigning surprise* Nawwww, what? This? *points to the mask* This is just for fashion purposes.
*Kuzco presses the button to the elevator. With a high rusty squeak, the
Kuzco's Candy Factory: Chp 5 - Adam the BeerberryKuzco's Confectionary Factory of Fun
Chapter 5: "Adam the Beerberry"
Kuzco: This next room is one of the most important places in the entire factory...
Eugene: Is it as charming as that janitor's boiler room we lost Phil in?
Kuzco: I'm just going to ignore anything you say for the rest of the tour. *turns his attention to the others* Now then, this is what I like to call the "experimental room..." *turns to Prince, and screams in his face* THE EX-PER-I-MEN-TAL ROOOOOOOOM!
*Prince gives him a death glare*
Kuzco: Which means everything in this room is under wraps and top secret. I've got my eye on you, Klepto! *Points to his own eyes and then at Eugene. He turns his attention back to everyone.* And just a reminder, that everything in this room is most likely highly unstable...So I want you all to have fun! And remember, if...
*Kuzco stops in mid-sentence, as his focus is now drawn to Adam at his left. The beer bellied prince is preoccupied with picking his nose, while he scratches his gu
Kuzco's Candy Factory: Chp 4 - Tunnel of FunKuzco's Confectionary Factory of Fun
Chapter 4: "Kuzco's Psychedelic Tunnel of Fun"
*Kuzco pulls down on a large stone lever resting next to the doors. They part open to reveal a small, roller coaster car like vehicle on a track in the middle of a blank, dark room.*
Kuzco: For the next part of our tour, we're going to be cruisin' along in style! Gentlemen, take your seats, and secure yourselves tightly! Cause this is gonna be one hell of a roarin' ride!
*Kuzco straps himself inside in the back of the car, as Adam, Eugene, Milo, and Prince all take their seats ahead of him. After a few seconds, Prince's eyes widen when a certain realization dawns upon him.*
Prince: Wait a minute, there aren't any seat belts up here!
Kuzco: Yeah, those pesky budget cutbacks again. But that's what those hand rails are for!
Milo: Hand rails? But I thought you said that...
Kuzco: Here we go!
Announcer: Please remain seated, keeping your arms and legs in at all times.
*With a whiny mechanical squeak and a cr
Kuzco's Candy Factory: Chp 3 - Phillip In A TubeKuzco's Confectionary Factory of Fun
Chapter 3: Phillip Goes Up The Tube
*The group now huddles about in front of a huge impressive iron door*
Kuzco: My fellow affluent amigos...I thought we might perhaps start this little shindig by giving you all a peek at one the most outstanding rooms in my entire factory! I give you...the chocolate room...
*Kuzco opens the door and reveals...a giant gray industrial mixing room. Steel catwalks zigzag all around enormous vats and pipes filled with chocolate, taffy, marshmallow, caramel, and any other kind of sweet confectionary. The emperor guides the group onward along the suspended bridges.*
Eugene: I must say, I'm rather underwhelmed. I pictured it being a lot more colorful, and filled with more...whimsy.
Kuzco: Look, I just make chocolate here. Sorry if it's not up to your maaaagical standards!
Phillip: Yeah, but when you said it was outstanding, I thought maybe, you know, you had like trees with gummi bears on them, or a chocolate river. This j
Kuzco's Candy Factory: Chp 2 - The Big Day ArrivesThe Big Day Arrives!
*Phillip, Eugene, Adam, Prince, and Milo all stand anxiously outside the large gates to the giant orange candy factory, surrounded by a mob of the press and other onlookers. The factory is covered with giant murals featuring famous works of art (Blue Boy, Birth of Venus, etc.) all with Kuzco's face plastered on them.
The princes are dressed in their finest on this most special occasion. Phillip is outfitted in brown and white lederhosen, with a brown feathered cap upon his head. He's already stuffing his face on a bag of Kuzconian Peanut Butter bars before even entering the factory.
Eugene is suited to the nines, with a white shirt and a very shiny lavender vest - containing ample hidden pockets to store swiped goodies. He flashes a beaming and cheesy smile as he waves to his throgs of screaming adoring fangirls. When he turns, the sunlight bouncing off his vest blinds several others in the crowd.
Adam is dressed rather slovenly in bright blue sweatpants, and a blu
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